If there’s one thing you need to know about Chooch, it’s that he’s got zero tolerance for nonsense—and he doesn’t hide it. Most dogs might bark, whimper, or wag their tails when they’re feeling a certain way. Not Chooch. His entire vibe says it all. And today? Oh, he was on a whole new level of “get tf away from me.” 💀
It all started when Mom thought it’d be a great idea to introduce Chooch to the neighbor’s new puppy—a tiny ball of energy who had no concept of personal space. While everyone else fawned over the pup’s floppy ears and happy zoomies, Chooch was already side-eyeing the whole situation like, you’ve got five seconds to remove this creature from my line of sight.
The puppy bounded over to Chooch with all the chaotic love in the world, trying to jump on his back and playfully bite his ear. Chooch? He froze. Didn’t bark. Didn’t growl. Just slowly turned his head with the most unimpressed expression you’ve ever seen—ears back, lip slightly raised, eyes squinting like he was calculating exactly how far he could run to escape the madness.
Mom tried to step in with a cheerful “Be nice, Chooch!” but he wasn’t having it. He took one giant step back, gave a low huff, and strutted away with a dramatic sigh like a retired movie star refusing to work with amateurs. Honestly, you could feel the “get tf away from me” radiating off him.
Later that evening, Chooch reclaimed his peace—curled up on his blanket with his favorite toy, glaring at anyone who dared come too close. He’s not mean. He just has boundaries. And a very expressive face that says everything for him.
That’s our Chooch—part diva, part grump, and 100% iconic. 💅🐶
