The market was calm and orderly when CUTIS arrived, but that peace didn’t last long. The moment he stepped into the busy street market, holding a basket of goods and wearing a confident grin, everyone sensed something unusual was about to happen. CUTIS wasn’t just there to sell—he was there to perform.
Standing in the middle of the aisle, CUTIS cleared his throat and began shouting his sales pitch at the top of his lungs. His words came out fast, dramatic, and completely improvised. “Best price! Best quality! Buy now, laugh later!” he yelled, waving his arms so wildly that shoppers stopped in their tracks. Some laughed, others stared in confusion, but no one could ignore him.
Instead of calmly explaining his products, CUTIS turned each sale into a comedy show. He exaggerated the benefits, acted out imaginary scenarios, and even pretended to bargain with himself. When a customer hesitated, CUTIS dramatically clutched his chest and declared, “If you don’t buy this, I might faint from sadness!” The crowd burst into laughter.
Soon, a small circle of curious shoppers formed around him. Vendors nearby tried to focus on their own stalls, but the noise and laughter made it impossible. One vendor shook his head, smiling helplessly, while another joked that CUTIS was stealing all the attention without stealing any customers.
Ironically, the chaos worked. People began buying just for fun, entertained by CUTIS’s endless energy. He handed over items with a flourish, bowed deeply after each sale, and thanked customers like a stage actor receiving applause. The market, once filled with ordinary chatter, now sounded like a festival.
Even when CUTIS accidentally knocked over a stack of baskets, he turned the mishap into part of the show, joking that his products were “so popular they couldn’t stand still.” Laughter echoed through the market as he quickly cleaned up.
By the end of the day, CUTIS was exhausted but triumphant. His basket was nearly empty, and his voice was hoarse from shouting. Though he caused chaos, he also brought joy to everyone around.
That day proved one thing clearly: CUTIS’s sales skills may be unconventional, but his humor turned an ordinary market day into an unforgettable experience. 😂🛒
